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		<title>42 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart? Rate them 1-10?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kathy asked: Glue coins on the floor where people can see them and see how many people try to pick them up. When there is a sign that says, Caution: Wet Floor, move it somewhere else or to a carpeted area. Switch the price tags. Put random things in peoples&#8217; carts. Go to the service [...]]]></description>
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<div><em><strong>Kathy</strong> asked: </em><br/><br/><br/>Glue coins on the floor where people can see them and see how many people try to pick them up. </p>
<p>When there is a sign that says, Caution: Wet Floor, move it somewhere else or to a carpeted area.</p>
<p>Switch the price tags. </p>
<p>Put random things in peoples&#8217; carts.</p>
<p>Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of MMs on lay away. </p>
<p>Look straight into the security camera, use it as a mirror. </p>
<p>Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the  Mission Impossible theme. </p>
<p>Take the shoes off that you are wearing, then try to buy them. If a cashier tries to tell you that you didn&#8217;t get them there, refuse and say you did. </p>
<p>Yell, We got a code red in housewares! and see what happens.</p>
<p>Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say, Pick me! Pick me! </p>
<p>Go into a fitting room and wait a while. Then yell very loudly, There&#8217;s no toilet paper in here! </p>
<p>Ride around on a 3-year old&#8217;s bike screaming, The British are coming! The British are coming! </p>
<p> Set the alarms in the clock aisle to go off continuously every 5 minutes. </p>
<p> Get a toy water gun and then duck tape all of the Elmo dolls together and say, Don&#8217;t move or the Elmos get it! </p>
<p> Get chopsticks and stick them in your nose and run around yelling, I&#8217;m a walrus! Hear me roar! </p>
<p> Pretend to be a manakin and dress up in store clothes. Strike a pose. If someone looks at you, make faces. </p>
<p> Stare at the ceiling and see how many people look to see what you&#8217;re staring at.. </p>
<p>Take a Darth Vador doll and when a clerk isn&#8217;t looking, pick up the intercom phone and press the button to make teh Darth Vador doll talk on the store speaker system. </p>
<p>Walk behind a person who works at Wal-Mart and say, Can I help you? </p>
<p>Grab one of the sample perfume bottles and ****** random passing people. </p>
<p>Get whipped cream and put it in your mouth and run around screaming, I have rabies! </p>
<p>Talk on the loud speaker and say, Attention K-Mart shoppers! </p>
<p>Walk up to a random person and say, Hey! I remember you! and see if they play along to avoid emberrasment. </p>
<p>Put barbies in a tough-looking guy&#8217;s cart. </p>
<p>Take a bunch of bouncy balls and bounce them at people. </p>
<p>Test fishing gear by casting into other aisles and see what you can catch. </p>
<p>Get a toy gun and run around the store playing army. </p>
<p> Pat a person on the back and put a Kick Me sign on them. </p>
<p>Throw a tennis ball and then chase it on all four legs, catching it in your mouth like a dog. </p>
<p>Dress up as Batman and sit in a cart while someone pushes you and yell, To the Batcave, Robin! </p>
<p>Play bumper cars with the shopping carts. </p>
<p>Dress up as Spiderman and tackle random people and run off yelling,<br />
Another villan stopped by Spiderman! and then say, You can thank me later! </p>
<p>Start singing in a horrible voice and when people look at you, say, I&#8217;m the next American Idol! </p>
<p>Get a can of Lysol and follow someone around the store, spraying everything they touch.</p>
<p>Spitball the cameras and random people. </p>
<p>Breakdance in the middle of the store.. </p>
<p>Accidentally get stuck in one of the frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps you out. </p>
<p> Play Marco Polo</p>
<p>Randomly throw things into neighboring aisles. </p>
<p>Run up to a complete stranger and say, You&#8217;re it! </p>
<p>Take a mysterious package to someone&#8217;s cart and say kinda loud, Here&#8217;s the next clue, meet me at Sector 57 at oh- seven hundred hours tomarrow.<br />
Bring no one. </p>
<p>Get 20 people together and play Hide and Go Seek</p>
<p>Disclaimer: If you do decide to use these, your trip may never be the same!<br/><br/></div>
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