Did you ever have words with your spouse while grocery shopping?
Kitty 2 asked:
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband
picks
up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband
picks
up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife.
‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,’ he replies.
‘Put them back, we can’t afford them,’ demands the wife, and so they
carry
on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream
and
puts it in the basket.
‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the husband.
‘Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,’ replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: ‘So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it’s HALF the
price!!!’
On the PA system: ‘Cleanup on aisle 15. We have a husband down . . . .
Ours came in front of the brussels sprouts. We decided to purchase them. After all lack of brussels sprouts in the diet of politicians has shown us how crazy they can become. After that we agreed to bypass the ketchup and jelly beans using the same line of reasoning.
Kitty, thanks for making me laugh this afternoon, after a stressful day x
too funny… !